10 Random Things I Fucking Hate With A Passion

1. 1Bailiffs bearing big bills
2. 2People not properly putting back their cart at the supermarket, thus creating an endless snake of carts obstructing cars to drive off the lot.
3. 3Ridley fucking Scott demystifying the Alien universe with redundant, pompous sack-of-shit movies like Prometheus.
4. 4Being inside JD Sports stores.
5. 5Having to explain to ignorant younger generations that A$AP Ferg’s ‘Plain Jane’ is an interpolation of Three 6 Mafia’s ‘Slob On My Knob’ (Actually I’m capping, I revel in that shit 😈)
6. 6Self-sustaining circle jerking LinkedIn gurus using emojis as bullet points in their lazy ass ChatGPT epistles.
7. 7The indifferent arrogance of the idea of something like a Cybertruck alone.
8. 8Having to eat chewy bowling alley mixed stone-grill with your estranged family in law.
9. 9Morally sloppy chumps tirelessly trying to redeem Kanye West’s actions.
10. 10The movie Saltburn.